More secrets, more problems, am I right? It’s like, you think your secret is yours to share, but revealing yourself implies implication of other people, and by the time you realize that’s the case, it’s too late, and you’re not sure if they’ll squeal, so you have to lure them into the woods under the pretense of a woodsy slumber party and frame a surly old bear for the impending carnage because, frankly, that bear was a jerk and probably deserved worse than that.

Dan Shive (via ironiconion)

Wait, I said WHAT?

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 - WHO RULES THE SEA NOW!?
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tylersvathings:

1 blah blah lava

2 yes yes quiiiiiiite

3 DO YOU??

4 uhhhh

5 DO IT DIEPOD

6 DIEPOD FUCKS THAT FISH

FUCK ME?! NAW FUCK THAT FISH! YOU’LL BE THE BITCH OF THE SEA WHEN I’M DONE WITH YOU!

Art by Beanseller 

Team Magma Leader and extras - Me

Team Aqua Leader / New Ruler of the Sea - Diepod

zaptagon:

deelekgolo:

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yoUTre M y 2000THT fUCkinG FOLLWOEr

JESUS FDIHING CHRIST 

retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

asksalimus:

I saw this episode at this part on accident. I couldn’t stop laughing at it. Even the writes know how dumb Ash is.

asksalimus:

I saw this episode at this part on accident. I couldn’t stop laughing at it. Even the writes know how dumb Ash is.

tstf:

grumpiplier:

Uhh

sorry, what?

tstf:

grumpiplier:

Uhh

sorry, what?

tstf:

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prozdvoices:

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I saw this on my dash and had no choice but to voice it.  Original post by donquixote-coraz0n

k-eke:

The Legend of Zelda : Feather Time.

Join this new epic adventure introducing chicken Link !

… Well I wanted to create an epic legend …. with birds ^p^” !