beapeabear:

And that’s why they’re friends.

captain-of-the-lesbian-ships:

"Marcy…that’s too distasteful…"
Source—C h r o n i c a [pixiv]

captain-of-the-lesbian-ships:

"Marcy…that’s too distasteful…"

Source—C h r o n i c a [pixiv]

junkoes:

i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge

wasarahbi:

i’m starting to think that a large part of adulthood is doing things you don’t feel like doing in a very timely manner and that’s a real bummer

keepmywhiskeyneat:

The best part is that it was a cop calling 911

amovible:

mira-of-sassgard:

I lost my shit at self-governing snakes.

"Only thinks of you as a friend "

amovible:

mira-of-sassgard:

I lost my shit at self-governing snakes.

"Only thinks of you as a friend "

officialunitedstates:

you:  tries to roast me with a lame yo mama joke

me:  looks you up on ancestry.com, finds out that your great grandmother was banished from her lithuianian village because no one liked her, writes a six page allegorical story that roasts your great grandmother, then reads it to your significant other to get them to despise you

kindofalone:

everything is totally okay i just need to get hit by a car

cloudplusone:

teamsasskid:

friendly reminder that this scene was improvised

SNAPE IN THE BACK THOUGH

AND THE WAY VOLDY JUST GOES WITH IT LIKE A PRO AND EVEN IS LIKE “DAMMIT AGAIN??”